Thief Steals Van and Finds a Lion Inside

A German car thief got a little more than he bargained for when he stole a van that was transporting Circus Probst's five-year-old lion. A few hours later the van was found crashed into a road sign and the thief has yet to be found. Caesar the lion was unhurt but appeared to be suffering from some indigestion.

Obvious question:

[skine]

Is there any human blood/flesh inside the van?

Re:

[Jiro]

The indigestion remark was invented by the usual Slashdot accuracy and isn't in the real article.

Sorry

[bcmm]

"Jesus Christ, it's a lion."

Maybe...

[Bearded Frog]

Perhaps the lion was the thief all along.

Lion On Board

[v1]

sure beats OnStar

Burp! Excuse me!

[Neanderthal Ninny]

Says that lion.
Here is something similar I found a awhile back in an alligator:
http://13gb.com/pictures/326/ [13gb.com]

I Stole a Computer and I Found an Intel Inside

[Antiocheian]

which is worse?